Slowhandjack, 75

Describe Myself? Hmmmmm, THAT is opening a can of worms...ROFLMAO! Guess the best way to describe me is raucous, daring, outrageous at times and very outspoken about things...however, I do use discretion...well...most of the time anyway...maybe...ROFLMAO! I am a writer, I also farm small scale and I work hard every day. Yes, I am divorced...sadly...but it was wasted time, I see that now..soooooooo I'm looking...I ENJOY life, I believe that it's good every day, I'm not some wide eyed pollyanna, but life is what you make it...I'm NOT looking for a maid, housekeeper or mother figure thank you very much, I'm looking for a lover, I'm looking for a life partner, I'm loooking for someone to share my life, my activities, my thoughts and my bed with...I've survived two tornadoes, one hurricane...well...actually two...and I've survived cancer and I'm still intact.So, can you smile every day, can you laugh at my stupid jokes and my antics, are you gentle in your ways, are you physically fit, will you let me spoil you rotten, bring you coffee in bed, cook your favorite meal(it has to be fried chicken)and CAN you love with out reservation...I know that's a lot to ask, but IF you can do all of that...we have a match...and just FYI...I have no room in my life for Drama queens or whiners and complainers..Have a GREAT and Wonderful Day Y'all