Sarateasdale, 75

I do own a pair of hiking boots, and have enjoyed many an hour of slamming myself against the walls of a raquetball court, but “outdoorsy” or “athletic” I'm really not. I'm a reclusive homebody that will take a long time to build up trust with, but a short time to get out of the house for an adventure. Um, a girly adventure. Not too much wind or mud or bugs or anything like that. By the way, I can think a good math lecture is an adventure.



I am at a place in my life where everything abruptly ended and everything is a new beginning. I'm looking at the whole last third of my life like a teenager. The horizon is wide open. I could end up with a whole new family and grandchildren. I could have dozens of trysts all over the world, and eat food (my favorite!!) from around the globe. I could join a space cult! Oh wait, I already did that. This is the best time of my life and the most fun I have ever had. Also, this is absolutely terrifying!! If you are the kind of man that can make a girl laugh, and feel safe and secure, then you are the guy for me. If you can make me think, and talk to me like you are talking to a real person and not some dream girl in your head, that would be a real plus.



I am not looking for a soul mate. I'm not looking for anything. Oh wait, I am looking for a job. Oh wait, I might be retired. Oh, I don't know! I don't know what I want, so I'm not looking for it. You have to find me. I need convincing. What would you do? I'm inviting romance and adventure into my life and waiting breathlessly to see what happens. I hope he's rich.