Mainlente, 77

I put the toilet seat down! Though I was born in Chicago, I consider Boston my "spiritual" home. The move to Lakeland is to be close to my brother whom I've only seen once in the last ten years.

As for me, I'm overweight. And if my ex-wife is to be believed, I'm ugly, too.

I admit I'm an acquired taste, but I do possess some redeeming qualities. I'm intelligent and funny - two characteristics not always found in the same person. In addition, I wrote for a living. In the creative bonus round, I also sing and play the guitar.

I have an inquisitive mind and love doing, going and learning about new places and things.

All-in-all, I clean up nice, know which fork to use, and, of course, remember to put the toilet seat down.

P.S. I am a cancer surviver.
P.P.S. I also come with baggage. Hell, it's a steamer trunk.


I'm just a lid looking for his pot. If she is connected to the arts, that's a big plus.

I'm looking for a woman who views the aging process as an assault worth resisting. She should be a contemporary woman who isn't slowly turning into her mother.

She should be a non-smoker who isn't allergic to cats. I have two rescued Siamese who mean the world to me.

If you are really serious about religion, then we're not a good match. Also, you'll need a photo for my response.


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