Jonkliegman, 88

Hello Beautiful Lady! I'm a Single/Divorced 13+yrs Very Active Brainy Guy who seeks Snow Bunny, Cycling Lady and First Mate.

So you wonder what I am doing while I am not teaching, traveling; skiing and sailing on my boat?

Like you; I am deleting emails, having nonsense phone calls and running away from boring dates.

Jon�s Top 10 Dating Flops (sort of like David Letterman�s Top 10; so smile, I am a fun guy)

1. If you only eat half your meal on our first date; then ask the waiter to add more items and ask for a doggy bag; big uh-oh. I would rather have taken you grocery shopping than on 4 dates where you loaded up your plate twice in one meal.
2. If you drink more than 5 cocktails in 2hrs and then wind up naked sitting on the toilet waving some toilet paper and talking in tongues: your next date should be an AA meeting.
3. If you claim to be very active and walking or making reservations is your best activity: I don�t want a walker; I want a runner
4. If you claim that you were overwhelmed because of 1 goodnight kiss; well I know I am good but never knew I was that good
5. If you think Vietnamese food is strange: You should never go with me for dim sum
6. If you try to get me to join a bank so you can earn $10: I would have given you the $10 had you asked.
7. If you think that talking on the phone after a couple of emails is too fast: Who wants emails; I want a want a woman to talk to in person; I can call you; you can call me; who cares; just get off those damn emails
8. If you cancel dates via email: I am a standup guy; you can at least text me; I am technically advanced LOL
9. If you have never traveled outside of the NYC Metro area; I like to travel; by car, planes, my boat, etc. I need a woman who wants to get outside and go places.
10. If you read this entire profile and smile then you should email me immediately, expect 1-2 emails and get on the phone for a real talk leading to a real meeting.