Curbsleeper, 85

I'm fat, like naps, football and a woman to wait on me hand-and-foot What am I looking for in a partner?
A good cook, lots of money . . . and likes to give backrubs

I'd just like to add ... I like footrubs too.

- Am I patient?
Actually, I am a patient

- Am I romantic?
To a fault.

- Do I enjoy cooking?
I enjoy eating.

- Do I enjoy going to the movies?
I love cartoons.

- How much do I enjoy a walk in the park?
I used to live in the park.

- How much do I enjoy going to live theatre?
As long as the actors are alive.

- How much do I like reading?
Only books with really big letters.

- How often do I like to go out?
I'm always out! Sometimes out cold.

- When dining out what food do I enjoy?
Pancakes with catchup.

- When you I anywhere am I usually on time?
Always (by my watch).

- Which sports do I most enjoy watching?
Football and Greco-Roman Chess

p.s. Did I mention I lie?