Aamenhotep, 81

My appearance can best be described a cross between Brad Pitt and Jabba the Hut. I am seeking a woman with a variety of interests, who enjoys getting out and exploring the countryside, one who is comfortable with themselves. I would like her to be intelligent, and a good conversationalist who could discuss anything from aardvarks to xenophobia ( I really don't know what that is but is the only thing I could come up with right away whose first letter begins with a X, but it sounds like a Z. I suspect it's fear of Xenos which are related to naugahs from which we get Naugahyde.) A sense of humor would be nice and the ability to not be able to take themselves too seriously. If they had a spiritual side to their personality, I would consider that an asset. If you are filthy rich and want to keep me in the style I want to become accustomed to, that would be acceptable. In lieu of a photograph, send a Dunn & Bradstreet Report. I am turned off by smokers and tattoo's, both would cause shrinkage and be a definite deal breaker.