How to be passed by on your profile

[ladyvalleyfort (deleted)]

Heads up, guys...

This is Mother "Not-so-Merry" Hopeless here giving you more motherly advice on "how to be passed by on your profile" (drum roll please)

Let me tell you a surefire way of getting passed over by women that you would want your mother to meet (providing she is still alive and if not then your kids to meet). So if that is not your primary concern, you need not read on... DEVIL.

* Using xxx in your nicname... that guarantees the good girl (one that Mother Not-so-Merry approves of, that is) will run for the hills. Medical science has not yet eliminated all strains of VD. Makes you look like your IQ is in your pants. Okay, well maybe it is but don't get all offended. I'm just trying to get you more dates here with women who will appreciate you, bud, even if you aren't "xxx" all the time.

* Saying things like, 'I never meet any women because I don't know how to start a conversation...(Run, Sally, RUN!) There are more monks out here because of this fatal mistake!

* Putting in comments that say, 'looking for someone who wants to have fun under the sheets...(well, we are not yet dead but hey...come on, fella, not much romance in letting it all hang out there. We DON'T want to be your sextoy only...we do have brains. How about saying something more like...well, gosh let me think here...OKAY, got it...say something more like 'looking for intelligent woman to partner in research project for S-- educational purposes... must have sense of humor'.

* Lack of confidence in wording. I read one that said he was down on his luck, wife left him, unemployed, living the "free life" (meaning on the beach or in his car). Uh, do I need to elaborate on this fellas?

Okay, so since I care so much for you all, I am just trying to polish some of you guys with your profiles and nics. Don't be offended, dear one. Don't think I am a prude, (my kids thought so when they were teenagers, but, hey...I had to be, right?) and don't think I am a mommie....well, I am... but not YOUR mommie...

So now that we are all straight about me being little miss perfectly prudish and lack of wit (hence the name, Mother Not-so-Merry), you can all go about your business and if you have any questions just email me @ (removed).
Have a good day! Hugs!
:twisted:

Love,
Mother

[ladyvalleyfort (deleted)]

`For those who do not yet know me, this is all in good, clean, teasing fun as you are all great guys! And don't take my 2 cents worth of fun above seriously. Life is full of joy, hope, and love. May we all find that before the end of the day. HUGS!

[windsong1 (deleted)]

`Strong English Language Skill-sets and the fluency to express yourself in depth, and without rancor, or guile.....gets attention..Most men do not have these skills and cannot spell, let alone attempt to express themselves with honesty and depth, and show vulnerability of emotion.. Actually reveals BRAVERY....and "knowing whom you really are"...as an Individual. Immediately commands attention....and reveals many multi-faceted gifts as a benevolent Human Being.

[chichi49 (deleted)]

`how do you even get on the chat? have been trying for two days to see how articulate members are?

[cloverlady56]

`Well, for me a major turn-off is men posting pics with their shirts off especially when they are in their 60s. That is more information than I need to know when I look their profile. If you don't know how to spell a word look it up in the dictionary.

[alwaysagooday (deleted)]

`no shirt a turn off i agree lol